Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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