Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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