one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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