butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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