i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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