Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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