watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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