maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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