First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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