No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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