Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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