question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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