Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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