Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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