well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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