Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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