This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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