she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I cut my penus on the lid.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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