Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
