you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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