He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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