it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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