My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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