fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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