Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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