O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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