What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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