So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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