We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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