used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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