Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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