Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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