I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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