Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Too much gin, very little bucket
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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