I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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