Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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