S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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