you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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