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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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