Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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