i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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