ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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