My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Shame - the story of my life.
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