Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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