He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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