I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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