Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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