I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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