Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize
