let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize