Don't you send me to vm
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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